| sooooooooooo tired... |
[Jul. 24th, 2004|08:39 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  exhausted | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Get some crunk in yo system-Trillville | ] |
Hmm yeah well today was fun. But to start off yesterday me and stephen just ran around places cuz we were bored went over to joseph's woke him up..found out he wasn't going to Daytona with us..BASTARD!..lol yeah well anyways me and stephen were going to go buy our books for summer reading, cuz the freakin library is closed...and we have reports to do on it so luckily joe had both of our books which saved us the trouble of buying those books...yeah then basically we just hung out and i spent the night at stephens
Well today we woke up early got ready and stuff and left to go to some beach near Ormond or many it was Ormand..it was just some random spot. Yeah well me stephen, kevin, RJ, Jannet, Jessica's family basically was there and we hung out there had fun played some volleyball, football, threw the frisby around. Then these surfer guys started talkin shit and messin with us so be talked back and later on they all left, cuz we coulda took them. Then as we were leaving i got raped by everyone they all like threw wet sand on me basically covered me up and DAMN that freakin hurt like hell! Yeah we saw dolphins and stuff. Im like freakin Black now..i need to like go sit in a closet for a long long time..Then chris and them left. Me and RJ's ass was like covered with sand and shit and it kept itching and stuff. Then we all just went down to daytona walked on the Boardwalk and stuff went to a Smoothies place in this like shopping place..i have no idea..but yeah hung out there talked alot got brainfreezes..good times. Then we left had our fun. Me RJ and kev were just messin around in the back of the seat on the way home which was hilarious. Yeah now im home took a looooong ass shower and now im here typing this.. |
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| Joe is gay |
[Jul. 15th, 2004|12:25 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  crazy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Aqua Teen Hunger Force | ] |
hmm well im updating cuz joe says that i haven't done a real update in a long time so yeah here it goes
joe and dan are over here and its really hot in here...just thought that you should know that
By the way yes joe is gay everyone |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 19th, 2004|03:45 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | exhausted | ] |
| [ | music |
| | City Boy Wit It-Tampa Tony | ] |
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| Bored |
[Jun. 5th, 2004|11:58 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  bored | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Confessions- Ursher | ] |
LAYER ONE
-- Full Name: Jigar Kishor Patel
-- Nick Name: Tan guy, sandman, jig, jigga
-- Birthdate: October 16, 1988
-- Birthplace: Charlotte, North Carolina! Beyotch!
-- Current Location: Inside Jase's house
-- Eye Color: Dark brown
-- Hair Color: Black
-- Height: 5'10
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Libra
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: Indian..um Hindu
-- The shoes you wore today: Sandals all the way..oh yeah
-- Your weakness: My balls?
-- Your fears: Getting hit in the balls really really hard
-- Your perfect pizza: jalepenos and cheese
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Get laid! hah
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: Bitch
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Damn the mourning missles!
-- Your best physical feature: My skinnyness
-- Your bedtime: Officially: 10:00 Reality: Whenever i get yelled at..about an hour after
LAYER FOUR
-- Pepsi or Coke: Freakin pepsi!
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's
-- Single or group dates: Single
-- Adidas or Nike: Nike
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Just look at me ok
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
LAYER FIVE
-- smoke: No i hate smokers
-- Cuss: Fuck yeah I do Bitch!
-- Sing: In the shower all the time
-- Take a shower: No jaccuzi
-- Have a crush(es): Yeah a lot
-- Do you think you've been in love: No not really
-- Want to go to college: Yes
-- Like high school: Yeah it's pretty cool
-- Want to get married: Yeah but like later..
-- Believe in yourself: yeah ofcourse
-- Get motion sickness: I used to
-- Think you're attractive: I'm dead sexy! lol
-- Think you're a health freak: No
-- Get along with your parents: Sometimes
-- Like thunderstorms: yeah espicially when i'm burnin up
-- Play an instrument: No but i want to play the drums
LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Not in the past month no
-- Smoked: Hell no
-- Done a drug: No
-- Had Sex: All the time..no not really
-- Made Out: No..
-- Gone on a date: No
-- Gone to the mall?: Yeah a few times
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Yeah mmm mm Bitch!
-- Eaten sushi: No never tried it
-- Been on stage: No
-- Gone skating: How bout no
-- Made homemade cookies: umm..no
-- Gone skinny dipping: Everday
-- Dyed your hair: No but i want to dye it blonde just to see what it would look like
-- Stolen anything: From my own store yeah
LAYER SEVEN: Ever..
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes
-- If so, was it mixed company: Yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yeah that one time with my uncle
-- Been caught No not yet
-- Been called a tease: Yeah i have
-- Gotten beaten up: Not in a real fight
-- Shoplifted: yeah from my store
-- Changed who you were to fit in: I used to..that's how i was a prep
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: Yeah sure why not
-- Numbers and Names of Children: two, two boys one named joe and the other allah..jk
-- Describe your dream wedding: One where it's..nice
-- How do you want to die: In my sleep
-- Where you want to go to college: UF would be cool
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Something that makes good money and i like doing
-- What country would you most like to visit: I want to visit Italy
LAYER NINE: In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color?: Natural
-- Best hair color?: I like blondes
-- Short or long hair: Not too long but not freakin short
-- Best articles of clothing: uhh none
LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: None
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: All my good friends
-- Number of CDs that I own: like 25
-- Number of piercings: 3,000 really
-- Number of tattoos: 1 of Allah! jk
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: None, i dont do shit cuz i'm lazy
-- Number of scars on my body: Like 4 from running into stuff that doesn't move
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Being shy, moving away from NC
Haha! i beat you JOE! |
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| .... |
[Apr. 18th, 2004|07:28 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  horny | ] |
| [ | music |
| | shake your tailfeather! | ] |
I'm...lazy |
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| FUCKING GAAAAAAAAY` |
[Feb. 3rd, 2004|07:32 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | violated!!!!!!!!!!!! | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Suga suga-baby bash | ] |
JASE JUST FUCKING PULLED DOWN MY PANTS! FUCKING GAY ASS BITCH! WHAT A HOMO
Sphen> i don't update my LJ.. but i am present during this event... Jase pulled down Jigs boxers.. apparently.. i didn't turn around.. Jase says if i had turned around i would have gotten a tan dick in my face... O.O;;;; glad i didn't.. but yea.. very interesting.. Jase fell off the bed farting.. it was so hilarious :)anyway.. i had my little update thing.. ttyl
Jase> i was gonna pants jigar then his boxers came off with them, i slaped my eyes shut and fell off the bed laughing and farting, jigars ass is gross and he needs to wipe that shit up more, it was SICK!!
Jigar> I have a nice asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..SUCK DIS BEYOTCH!
Sphen> um.. w/e dude.. mine's still BIGGER!! ^_^ ashley said so. lmao. anyway.. i came close enough to seeing your dick today.. i don't need to suck anything belonging to you.. so you can suck my titties!!! lol
Jase> jigars ass is not nice it is freaking gross i hope to never see that brown peice of shit again, BITCHES!! im glad i didnt see his small ass balls and dick hanging between his cheekies, oh ya and w/e jigar says next is bullshit.
Jigar> Yeah then why did you look you gay ass BEYOTCH! you horny mother fucker!! I saw you getting a boner lookin at that shit! FAG! SUCK MY FUCKING DICK..wait no..you might actually do that.. Sphen-you know you wanna look! |
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| OMG |
[Jan. 25th, 2004|07:19 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | weird | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Ticket to heaven-3dd | ] |
HEY GUYS LOOK AT ASIA! hahaha it's so funny! lol |
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| Blah |
[Jan. 25th, 2004|04:15 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  pissed off | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Superman-Eminem | ] |
yeah once again i have a new icon..cuz ppl said i should use this one instead so i did..and now i'm just stalling cuz i dont wanna do my HW! dammit!
HOMEWORK FREAKING SUCKS BALLS! |
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| NARF |
[Jan. 22nd, 2004|07:58 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | crazy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Echo-Incubator! | ] |
YEAH today was pretty fun. Hmm well lets see..i forgot some stuff but yeah from what i remember..ok i'll just get to it
<<1st period>>
yeah well hmm yeah like hmm and stuff like hmm and yeah basically HMM! oh and like yeah there was this lawnmower and like the spark plug was like shocking ppl and we had like a row of ppl touching it and one person pulling the cord and it was funny a row of ppl were jumpin up in the air like OMG wow that hurts..and they kept on doing it! and like yeah this one BIG black guy was like hey i'll do it with my tongue if you give me 5 bucks..so then he does it and like he was screaming "IT BURNS!!" and yeah funny..
<<2nd period>> Umm yeah stuff talked about music and like a bunch of differnet groups and stuff.
<> BEYOTCH! like we hang out by the soda machines and like there's this one machine that takes dollars and we just sit there laughing and after they leave we take their money(i know that's a lil mean)..but if it's a hot girl were like "here ya go!" lol
<<3rd period>> Teacher=PMS!! and he's a guy too! and yeah boring shit, reading paragraphs and stuff..
<<4th period>> Did Cell things and just messed around and had a war with Katie and i won cuz I called her a racist..and that's like my situation out of problems! lol but i was jk so yeah
<> Jase came over again and i beat him in bball AGAIN! like always..then we asked sphen to go to Loritos but ashley wanted to come and like yeah went to westport to pick her up and then we went to loritos but she got in trouble for not telling her mom and yeah..
OH yeah and me and jase were all freaking HIGH we were like Raving in the car cuz ashley gave us CHOCOLATE..and you know what happens to me when i get high! lol and yeah just CRAZY SHIT!! |
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| New Icon! |
[Jan. 20th, 2004|08:49 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | accomplished | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Control- Puddle of Mudd | ] |
Yeah i just got bored so i took a picture of myself and made it an icon...Yeah i just haven't updated in a while cuz i'm just to damn lazy! lol well yeah i dont feel like typing anymore so i'm done!
PEACE!
-Jigga/hegirr/hegro/hindu/fat mohammad/tan guy/sexy/others... |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 5th, 2004|07:39 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  chipper | ] |
| [ | music |
| | A fan | ] |
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Jigar Patel
-- Stage Name: umm..jigar
-- Birth date: 10/16/88..yeah i know i'm young! God dammit!!
-- Birthplace: Charlotte, NC..Yeah buddy!
-- Current Location: blocala, Fl
-- Eye Color: Black
-- Hair Color: Black
-- Height: 5'9 or 5'10 i dunno..but i'm taller than jase! XP
-- Righty or Lefty: Right is tizight!
-- Zodiac Sign: Libra
LAYER TWO:
-- The shoes you wore today: Uh my white lugz
-- Your weakness: I'm shy around girls..poop
-- Your fears: Things that hurt..and dying before i get laid!!
-- Your perfect pizza: Mexican Pizza! lol
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: To be happy..in other words get laid!
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: Umm i dont know..i say a bunch of crap
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Man i fucking hate school..
-- Your best physical feature: umm i dont know..i dont check myself out
-- Your bedtime: 1 hour after my dad tells me to go to bed
-- Your most missed memory: Hangin out with all my cousins back in NC
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi! Playa!
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Mickey D's bitch!
-- Single or group dates: single..:/
-- Adidas or Nike: Nike!
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I dont know i dont like tea that much
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla! cuz vanilla is in chocolate!
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino, i get drunk off of that stuff!
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: No
-- cuss: Fuck Yeah! whoops
-- Sing: No..
-- Take a shower everyday: Yeah, smelling sucks
-- Do you think you've been in love: err sortof
-- Want to go to college: Hell yeah!
-- Like(d) high school: It could be better..
-- Want to get married: Yeah
-- Believe in yourself: mmmhmmm
-- Get motion sickness: No, that would suck
-- Think you're attractive: Not really
-- Think you're a health freak: No..but i workout a few times..
-- Get along with your parent(s): sometimes..
-- Like thunderstorms: Sure as long as they dont interfere with my damn t.v.!
-- Play an instrument: No, I want to play the drums though...
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: No
-- Smoked: Refer above please!
-- Done a drug: NO
-- Had Sex: I wish! i mean no...
-- Gone to the mall?: yeah a few times
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no, i prefer chips a'hoy
-- Eaten sushi: nah
-- Been on stage: No
-- Been dumped: no, and i dont want to be..
-- Gone skating: Not lately
-- Made homemade cookies: No i'm to lazy to cook anything
-- Gone skinny dipping: Yeah all the time!
-- Dyed your hair: No but i am during the summer!
-- Stolen anything: yeah all the time from my store! lol
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes
-- If so, was it mixed company: Yeah buddy! :D
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Nope...
-- Been caught: No..
-- Gotten beaten up: No, cuz they can't! lol
-- Shoplifted: ..no
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Did, but not glad of it..
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: Late twenties
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 1 boy- That guy
-- How do you want to die: Shot, or killed in my sleep, least painfull would be good
-- Where you want to go to college: UF cuz i'll know a lot of ppl and stay close to home
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: RICH! Chi-Ching!
-- What country would you most like to visit: England |
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| WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
[Dec. 28th, 2003|06:10 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  numb | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Because i got high-Afroman | ] |
Man i haven't updated in a long ass time..But all i have to say is that i am....
SO FUCKING WASTED!! |
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| Drawings... |
[Dec. 9th, 2003|10:19 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | artistic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | She fuckin hates me- Puddle of Mudd | ] |
yeah i just showed like everyone my drawings and all of them said they were good, so yeah just wanted to post somethin cuz i'm too lazy to type what happened all day and stuff.. |
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| Sick.. |
[Dec. 7th, 2003|08:37 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  sick | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Tracy Morgan Show XD | ] |
Yeah i'm fucking SICK all thanks to Savannah! |
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| Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
[Nov. 30th, 2003|06:50 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | pleased | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Feeling This-Blink 182 | ] |
Hmm all I have to say is I SLEPT WITH JOSEPH! Haha beat that sarah! |
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| Blah |
[Nov. 28th, 2003|03:21 pm] |
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| |  lonely | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Here without you/ 3 doors down | ] |
You're a natural born trouble-maker. You hate
authority and do everything you can to get
around the law, or in some cases, break it.
Naturally stubborn, you hardly ever sway once a
decision is made. Your nature is fiery and
courageous, and always out-going. You love
attention and usually have kinky fetishes
you're not afraid to explore. People either
love you or hate you.
What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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She looks Indian..Oh i know they dont love me. |
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| Aqua |
[Nov. 28th, 2003|01:01 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | nerdy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Ying Yang Twins- SALT SHAKA! | ] |
Aqua -> Awww...look at the crazy head! You're
totally awesome, you're extremly friendly, and
you're REALLY nuts! You don't have a ton of
buddies, but the ones you've got are excellent
for you! You like anime and you'd be a really
cute (pretty) character if you were in an
anime!
What Color Are Your Anime Eyes?
brought to you by Quizilla
Wow i'm amazed at how accurate this was! Dont you think so? COMMENT!! or else..muhaha |
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| Woo |
[Nov. 28th, 2003|09:49 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | awake | ] |
| [ | music |
| | MC Battle 2 | ] |
YOUR A MAJOR DRUNK! REHAB! REHAB! HAHA can I party
with you?
Are you a drunk?
brought to you by Quizilla
Isn't this just pretty! XD
You are the kind of friend who will always be there
no matter what. Thats a good thing but keep in
mind that you need to have time to yourself to.
What kind of a friend are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Cats about to be raped! XD
You are gonna shoot him in his balls
How would you kill santa?
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Damn there's no picture but its funny.
Yeah i'm done. |
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| Funny! |
[Nov. 27th, 2003|07:12 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  full | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Big Tymers- STill Fly | ] |
OMG my speakers are going crazy! I went to my jacuzzi and i was blarin music cuz my parents arent home and my subwoofer was on all the way, and i was playing some music and i looked at my sub and it was like moving back in forth like it was dancing! XD it was so funny! Right when i came back in it fell and like raped my wall! But yeah that's all!
*Goes back to eating* mmmm tasty |
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